Lyrics Atmosphere – Bar Food

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Do you guys have veggie burgers?
Yeah, can I get one of those?
Can you put bacon on it for me?

Once upon a time, one night next week
I hit the five-eight to get a bite to eat
I went inside, nobody here
but a couple guys at the bar holding beers
I sat down in the booth
I’ll take a glass of grapefruit juice
Checking the selections
but I didn’t get further than the mushroom Swiss burger
They said meat is murder, but I eat it
If it wasn’t illegal, I’d eat people
As long as he used to walk
I’ll take him with a side of the tater tots
I don’t dine out a lot
I don’t spend time out in general pop
And if I wasn’t all alone at the spot
I’d probably order it to go in a styrofoam box
She brought me my sandwich
It came in a plastic basket
It’s poison for my health
So you know I’m enjoying myself
But all of a sudden
The bar filled up with a herd of suburban bumpkins
No more personal space
Wish that they would all burst into flames
That’s when I decided to get my revenge
I quietly got up, locked the doors

«Mhmm, this is a tasty burger»