Lyrics Bad Lip Reading – One Wittle Wee–Wee (Medley)
Text:
-You’ll have 13 seconds to make a closing statement in the form of a short song, and Governor Christie, you’re first.
-Well, think about the time we bought you an ice cream and a cookie.
Rented that Lambo so we could go buy milk when we played hooky.
And that was alright and we rode it around, yeah momma, it was good.
-Senator Ted Cruz.
-Rabies and bunnies.
Let me think about it for a second, over here.
Hm, first thing I need are two sticks and an IV and then I can just dance in my little paper hat you bought me.
-That’s weird.
-Mm-hm. Senator Marco Rubio.
-Your father was a bald tiger. (Yes, he was.)
And he took the bad guy walkin’ in the sunshine.
Big intestine’s about to drip.
Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.
I own a parrot that doesn’t drink.
-Uh, Governor Kasich, how ’bout you?
-If Britain invaded us, you’d get a fancy mouth, and you’d drink on the job.
Every day, oh no.
We could give ’em cheese, or we could give ’em Christmas pants.
-Mr. Trump, closing statement song?
-I took Johnny’s pogo, kid, I pogo greater.
They got five of the meaner reindeer still sitting there waiting.
We have a big bird walking in the jungle, crying in a tree.
Scoob-a-da-dee, listen to me, don’t go around the tuna.
-Governor Scott Walker.
-I might have a whiff, a whiff, yeah, hoo-dee-doo.
Why’re dormant wives adorable?
I might even have a piece of corn, and I’m gonna make a fortune.
Yeah, this beat’s got me so baller, now.
-And now, Doctor Carson.
-Eh-hee-hoo.
Not ready.
Ho-oh.
Here we go.
Ahem.
I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah, every mouse has a weenie.
And, if we could catch a little mouse, man, then we could see some little feet, too.
Thank you.
-I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah, every mouse has a weenie.
-In America.
-And, if we could catch a little mouse, man, then we could see some little feet, too.
-Little mouse feet.
-I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah, every mouse has a weenie.
-Ooh.
-And, if we could catch a little mouse, man, then we could see some little feet, too.
-In America.
-Ooh.