Lyrics Barry Manilow – My Funny Valentine

You’re my funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, funny valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine’s Day