Lyrics Bart Baker – I Don’t Wanna Live Forever Parody

Thanks to Taylor Swift
I just got my biggest hit
Since Pillow Talk
I’m bout to sing falsetto

We say we can’t live
Without them
And we’ll die if they’re not by our sides
Do you mean like a threat?
Exactly
We’ll tell them we’ll commit suicide

If they don’t come back home
No no no no
We wouldn’t really do it we’d lie
I don’t want her back though
I text-dumped her don’t you know?
Well you better help me or else I
Won’t do this cameo

Zayn and I have decided
If you don’t come back we’ll kill ourselves
And when we die our blood will be on your hands
Taylor, what the hell?

Hey there, Harry

Zayn, we can get back together
So there’s no need to blow out your brains
Oh, Harry, you showed up!
Whatever
What’s wrong
It’s just a trick
Shut up, Zayn!

These guns are just for show
Screw this, I am gonna go
Taylor, you are sick and deranged!
Nobody’s going home!
She’s the devil
Yeah, I know
Time to murder all of you
Wait!
I can’t lie anymore
I still love you
No, you don’t
I swear I do that’s why I say
That you and I should both
Take poison so we can go
Live in hell together
Okay!
Here I got poison

Whoa
Well, go on
Drink it let’s go!
He’s gonna die
He’ll be okay
Her mouth starting to foam!
How are you still fine?
Don’t know
Yours is still full
Uh oh