Lyrics Bobby Darin – If A Man Answers

If a man answers your phone when I call
Ooh… there’s gonna be some screamin’
And that ain’t all
’cause if I’m here callin’ you

Why any fool could see
That for sure it ain’t me
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey we’re through!

Now… everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
Where there ain’t no party line
Ya hear me talkin’…

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ooh… and there better be a soprano
On the other end
’cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me you’d be home alone.

Well… then I’m wastin’ my time
A-not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey I’m gone!

Now… everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
Where there ain’t no party line
Ya hear me talkin’…

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ooooh… and there better be a soprano
On the other end
’cause if the voice is baritone

Well… I’m wastin’ my time
Not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey I’m gone!