Lyrics Chris Martin – Gi Yuh Joke (Jook)
Text:
Me no comedian, but me stand up
Gi’ her joke tell her belly hurt
Make her cramp up
The look inna your eye
Every joke weh me have me given you
Alright then
Gyal no run come sit down
Mi go gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
Weh you a go turn around
Mek mi gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
And mi no tickle, mi no poke
When mi a gi’ you joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
All your hair you pop out
Mi a kill you with joke
A gwine kill you with it, kill you with it
Alright
She hold on ‘pon her belly ‘pon di ground an a bwal
She seh my joke a the sweetest of all
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
Push humpty dumpty off a the wall
Joke nuffer than money, sweeter than honey
Mek she skip an hop like Bugs Bunny
A joke nuff up her tummy mek she bwal fi her mummy
Any time she waan joke mi haffi run hi
Gyal no run come sit down
Mi go gi’ you some joke
Weh you a go turn around
Mek mi gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
And mi no tickle, mi no poke
When mi a gi’ you joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
All your hair you pop out
Mi a kill you with joke
A gwine kill you with it, kill you with it
Mi joke dem mek she wheel and come
Gi’ her, gi’ her, gi’ her, she no waan mi done
Follow back a mi anywhere mi turn
She waan mi gi’ her joke from morning till night come down
She waan joke, so mi give it to her
Hoka mi joke so she nah go fall
Mi joke dem mek every girl waan par
Just fi get a one joke from mi gyal a war, yo
Gyal no run come sit down
Mi go gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
Weh you a go turn around
Mek mi gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
And mi no tickle, mi no poke
When mi a gi’ you joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
All your hair you pop out
Mi a kill you with joke
A gwine kill you with it, kill you with it
She hold on ‘pon her belly ‘pon di ground an a bwal
She seh my joke a the sweetest of all
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
Push humpty dumpty off a the wall
Joke nuffer than money, sweeter than honey
Mek she skip an hop like Bugs Bunny
A joke nuff up her tummy mek she bwal fi her mummy
Any time she waan joke mi haffi run hi
Gyal no run come sit down
Mi go gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
Weh you a go turn around
Mek mi gi’ you some joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
And mi no tickle, mi no poke
When mi a gi’ you joke
Kill you with it, kill you with it
All your hair you pop out
Mi a kill you with joke
A gwine kill you with it, kill you with it