Lyrics Emma Blackery – My Very First Dating

I’m Emma, nineteen and I don’t wear hats
Can’t take penicillin or I come out in a rash
Try to play guitar, but I’m just really crap
Wish I could be Eminem, but I’m not that black

Notice I was different when my friends went to prom
And I stayed at home all night training up my Pokemon
I was the kid at school that no one would talk to
But looking at me now you wouldn’t think that would you?

Yes, spend all my free time making videos at home
That no one will watch ’cause I have no subscribers
I’m five foot three and don’t have much of a life
‘Cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high
Too cool for Call Of Duty, I play «Simpsons: Hit and Run»
I could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are AWESOME!!
I like being with friends and I like being alone
Fucking hundreds in debt ’cause I keep dropping my phone

I got a tattoo and I nearly passed out
Wasn’t my fault I didn’t know the job involved needles
Keep changing my hair ’cause I don’t know who I am
And drugs are for pussies ’cause I can’t afford them
Spend all my time getting mad at my friends
‘Cause they’re having sex and I’m not

So if you’re interested then yo dawg, hit me up
And is you’re not then just hit the skip button…