Lyrics Epic Rap Battles Of History – Batman vs Elon Musk
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Intro:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BATMAN!
VERSUS!
BEGIN!
Batman:
Tell me, Elon, do you bleed?
It takes a couple of companies for you to succeed
I only got Wayne Enterprises, the Dark Knight rises
They light up the Bat-Signal in time of crisis
My bars drop harder than your failure Starship
You are popular but I don’t give two zips!
You sent a car into space and that was useless
You could get high smoking weed on radio stations
Each of your vehicles fail style class
I’m wrecking you like a metal ball to your glass!
Only a-list actors get to play me
Even Count Dracula couldn’t slay me
Building up a truck that’s not even cyber
More ideas like that and you’re fired!
I think Alfred could hire you as a legman
I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!
Elon Musk:
Wayne Enterprises? You must be joking
Bruce, what kind of weed are you smoking?
That company was given to you by your father
And you use it to make a bat suit that can’t even fly, oh! (fly, oh!)
Man, it’s all about the horsepower!
Cybertruck can beat Batmobile in any ways!
Do you not know what succesful is?
Look at your numbers on the Box-Office
Watch Avengers before forming a League of Justice
Your movies are too dark, why so serious?
I got the whole internet behind me
Whatever I do is a trend in history!
Humankind is gonna be on Mars, just chillin’
Stay on Earth and watch yourself become the villain
Batman:
Your punches are weak, will they fix it in post
Spat a whole verse and I don’t even feel crossed
You are not beloved, you’re just a meme!
You are burnt! I hope you brought some sunscreen
Elon Musk:
A billionare genius with no superpower?
Oh, Ironman! I knew he sounded familiar
Dig a grave next to Martha, take your coffin
‘Cuz my bars will kill you, worse than Robin
Batman:
Why did you say that name? Just stop talking!
I’m this close to putting your ass in Arkham!
Elon Musk:
You’re not even real, motherfucker, so try!
And you’ll get to learn how I got this smile
Outro:
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!