Lyrics Jake Miller – Social Media
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One like after another I’m racking them up
Get at least a hundred if I say that I shot a book
Make a status update and hope I get a thousand likes
Imma take the perfect selfie if it takes all damn night
When the number of followers and number of likes
Equals how much glory you get in life
You do anything you can to make yourself look good
You’re a bound searching sensual common kind
But your updates say that you’re outta your mind
We got men being boys, girls pretending that they’re ladies
Social media drives me crazy
Pics of every girl around but not a single face
Checking in to everywhere I go, every freaking place
And the guys must be transformers cause they’re profile pic is a truck
Almost always with them oversized tires and all jacked up
When your number of followers and number of likes
Equals how much glory you get in life
You do anything you can to make yourself look good
You’re a bound searching, sensual common kind
But your updates say that you’re outta your mind
We got men being boys, girls pretending that they’re ladies
Social media drives me crazy
Make a fake profile to try to break somebody’s heart
The passive aggressive acts will only get you so far
Yeah when we log in we all seem to act fourteen
Especially the jerks and the common thread who think they have a PhD
Saw a video of some guy telling the law how he’s free
Now I can just quote him and think I have a law degree
You got the status warriors who claim to be all about god
But I saw you last night getting in a drunk fight while I was playing music at the bar
When your number of followers and number of likes
Equals how much glory you get in life
You do anything you can to make yourself look good
You’re a bound searching sensual common kind
But your updates say that you’re outta your mind
We got men being boys, girls pretending that they’re ladies
Men being boys, girls pretending that they’re ladies
We got men being boys, girls pretending that they’re ladies
Social media drives me crazy