Lyrics Jon Lajoie – Vaginal Hubris
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Yo, This song’s dedicated to a very confident woman
That’s right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.
What? What?
She’s proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam is well groomed.
Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her vulva’s one of Barbera Walters’ most fascinating people.
She’s got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
According to her vag all other pussies are useless.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
Her pussy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.
She said you’re never gonna leave, I’ve got the best sausage wallet.
Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.
I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there’s a lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea.
She said, My pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you’ll never find any better so you’re never gonna leave.
I said, Guess what girl? I’m leaving, I want out of this.
Cause your way too confident and it’s my hypothesis that you’ve got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
If her pussy made movies, it’d be Stanley Kubrick.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
If coochies were the News, She’d be Huey Lewis.
Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when you take off your underwear.
She may be overconfident, but maybe her pussy sings and dances like Fred Astaire.
Let’s get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.