Lyrics MC Lars – The Friendalorians
Text:
Schäffer:
I was orphaned by Droid forces, formed in the Clone Wars
Adopted by warriors and trained behind closed doors
Of fortified coverts where the armor is forged
MC Lars:
Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda, I be trending, what I mean
Is it’s hard to not see me in every 2020 meme
I’m fifty years old, I must drink a lot of water
IG-11 tried to take me out but he got slaughtered
Schäffer:
So I learned how to hunt and found a touch for the biz
Out looking for bounties, don’t matter much what it is
I got nothing to prove, even less to lose
Save for a mask made of steel which I never remove
MC Lars:
And I can use the force of course when battling a Mudhorn
The Sorgan kids love me, but I’m paranoid like Osbourne
Will the Mando leave me here, with these girls and boys?
What does this ball do Mando?
Mark:
This ship is not a toy!
A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune
Running from the law and an assortment of horsemen
Out on an adventure, whistling birds of a feather
Two Friendalorians, we’re in this together
I’m just doing a job, while I’m unscrewing knobs
Connected by fate, and tracked by dozens of fobs
We’ll keep riding till the end of our story, and
And we were destined to be the very best of Friendalorians
Schäffer:
I tried to keep it quiet, I tried to avoid violence
When the target for a mysterious ex-Imperial client
Turned out to be a child, as alone as I once was
Kept the cash and the kid and now we’re out on the run
MC Lars:
Remember on Nevarro, how Kuiil sacrificed his life
Iced by the Stormtroopers, concise and precise
Mando never trusted Droids, he should see a shrink
‘Cause IG saved my life, and I missed you just like blink (182)
Schäffer:
Desperados of the Outer Rim, a price on our heads
We’ll keep riding ’cause they’ll keep settin’ sights till we’re dead
I will honor the creed, the oath I swore to this day
To protect him as though he were mine, this is the way
MC Lars:
And it fits so neatly, everything’s peachy
I just realized I can do neck squeezies
Schäffer:
Stop! She’s a friend! You’ll kill her!
A Jedi and a Bounty Hunter, sounds a bit familiar
A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune
Running from the law and an assortment of horsemen
Out on an adventure, whistling birds of a feather
Two Friendalorians, we’re in this together
I’m just doing a job, while I’m unscrewing knobs
Connected by fate, and tracked by dozens of fobs
We’ll keep riding till the end of our story, and
And we were destined to be the very best of Friendalorians