Lyrics Phil Vassar – Not So Silent Night

Grandma’s got her Cosmo
Underneath the mistletoe
Rockin’ that hula hoop
Ol’ aunt Mabel

Doorbell, ding dong
Beer pong, sing along
Christmas time, here we go, whoa

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Makin’ lots of noise on Christmas Eve
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If you ain’t havin’ fun then you gotta leave
Grab yourself a cup, fill it up
Turn the music up
Get your Christmas spirit on right
It’s gonna be a not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night

Bethlehem, mayhem
Someone took the Wisemen
And duck-taped ’em to my car
Kids made a snowman
Holdin’ him a beer can
Middle of our front yard

Holy night, Christmas lights
Everybody’s feelin’ right
Rockin’ out the neighborhood, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Makin’ lots of noise on Christmas Eve
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Chestnuts are roasting
Everybody’s toasting
Look at Rudolph’s nose, it’s glowing (glowing)
Inlaws, outlaws
Birddog’s dirty paws
Deep in the eggnog bowl, uh-oh

Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
It’s gonna be a not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
A not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh
A not so silent night
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent night, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night