Lyrics Ray Stevens – Greatest Little Christmas Ever Wuz

Well, you broke my heart last Christmas eve when you told me goodbye
And all year long I felt like I was gonna die
I missed every holiday this whole year through
‘Cause holidays just made me crazy cryin’ over you

But don’t you feel guilty now ’cause you can make amends
We can make up for lost time as the year comes to an end
Darlin’ this Christmas we’ll really have some fun
We can take all the holidays and roll ’em into one

So be my Valentine’s this Christmas and I’ll be your Easter bunny
We’ll hop on down the bunny trail, life will be so sweet
Yeah, we’ll fix a big ole turkey, it’ll really be Thanksgiving
‘Cause pumkin face I’m a basket case when you say trick-or-treat

I’ll explode like a firecracker on the 4th of July
If you come on down my chimmeny and play Santa Clause to me
And we’ll sing Happy Birthday and blow out all them candles
Yeah, and we’ll hide them eggs up underneath that Christmas tree
And I know we’ll have a happy New Year because we’ll have
The greatest little Christmas ever wuz

We’ll have Birthday’s, Easter, good ole Valentine’s
Thanksgivng and Halloween and the 4th of July
And I know we’ll have a Happy New Year because we’ll have
The greatest little Christmas ever wuz
The greatest little Christmas
The greatest little Christmas ever wuz

Jump on in my stockin’ darlin’
And jingle my bells, whooooo