Lyrics Rhett & Link – My OCD

Rhett (Link):
(Hello?)
Hello, Mr. Neal, how are you today?
(I’m good. Where’s the rest of the group?)

That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It’s more than I can take)

Missing parentheses
Uneven Capris
Googling «askew»
Bags opened from the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin,
Along with an unsolved Rubik’s Cube

Link:
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it’s supposed to be
It’s my OCD

Rhett (Link):
Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
A closet that’s not organized
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind

Link:
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it’s supposed to be
It’s my OCD

Rhett (Link):
Mr. Neal, how’s everything going?
(Fine.)
Would you like to take a break?
(Yeah, actually that’d be gre—)
Great. I hope you’re hungry.
I’ve prepared some snacks for you.
Enjoy.

Link:
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it’s supposed to be
It’s my OCD, baby
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it’s supposed to be
It’s my OCD.

Rhett (Link):
All right, we’re all done. You’re free to go.
Mr. Neal?
Mr. Neal?
(Can I come back tomorrow?)