Lyrics Spice Girls – Spice Invaders

Relax your mind.
The spicy girls are here on the planet Earth.
Are you too spicy?
Yes!

This song is full of valid information. Information like never wee with your knickers on.
Hold, hold a minute, that’s my phone! Hello?

Hello, um, about… I can’t believe my… ah

It’s um, it’s a mad woman. Get lost!

Melanie’s always on the phone.

I’m not always on the phone! I used to be always on the phone but now I’m not ’cause I’ve got ear rot.

And she’s always late.

No, I’m not, it’s my driver, he drives slow. I like this bit.

I’ve never been any good at whistling.

You can hum then, not whistle.
Uh, hum? Eh ha

Where’s Geri and Mel at this point?
I think they’re asleep.
I thought it was a bit quiet.
No, Geri’s writin’ a poem under a tree somewhere. No, she’s hugging that tree. Hug that tree, Geri!

You’d never guess what? You’d never believe this. Alright listen to this.
Oh, what is it, Geri? Oh, what is it?
Listen, listen listen.
What is it? What is it?
Friendship often survives the relationship from which it was neglected.
What?

Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything! Don’t you agree?
Geri, is you readin’ that out of a book?
Yeah.

That’s what you got to do when you get really stressed, you just go ah!

I should be over there eatin’ my sweets, I think.

There is nothing wrong. I’m out of a bottle anyway.

Baby, Posh and Ginger and we’ve got Scary and Sporty! Yeah!
Mixed together in a cooking pot, you have the Spice Girls!

I want that Indian bit to come again. Where is it?

Ah, we are the chosen ones.

It didn’t last very long, did it?

Lift your knee up, tap it to the left. Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the left.

That could be a new dance.
We don’t wanna get in trouble now, do we?
No, I don’t know what you mean by that, though
I you know we’re not trying to be offensive

Exactly.
Exactly, exactly.
I quite like that.
Yeah, I do too