Lyrics Toby Turner – Falcor The Urinator
Text:
FALCORRRR!
FALCOORR!!
Falcor was a dog…
I mean… he was… a dragon-dog.
Ok, maybe he was… just my dog.
But he was still FALCOOR!!
…FALCOR!!!
Urinating on the carpet,
Nappinating on the pee-pad,
Chewinating the sofa,
and mom says, «DON’T DO THAAATTT!!»
…
BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAAAYYY!!!
And the Falcor takes a SIESTAAA!