Lyrics Too $hort – 19,999

I fuck 19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I’m on you, Wilt
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches

I met your momma, had a pool party
All the nasty little things she would do for me
If I told you, you probably wouldn’t feel me though
But your momma was in the Cocktales video
More hoes than your favorite MC
If you find a motherfucker that’s hatin’ on me
It’s about some pussy
‘Cause I won’t stop pimpin’
Real player with a whole lot of women
Lil sis just left for me
Ex-girlfriends is my specialty
She do doin’ things you would never believe
I fucked her so good will she ever leaves
Short Dog, I’m a watch dog
Two bitches in the bed, gonna gonna rock hard
When TMZ had me runnin’ from the cop car
I had four naked bitches at the spa, boy

I fuck 19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I’m on you, Wilt
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches
If I fuck one more!
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches

You say I’m lyin’, I say you hatin’
It’s a fact, it’s no debatin’
The shit happened, it’s done
If you don’t know your daddy
Then you might be my son
Your momma been an all-star weekend
Super Bowl Sunday, a fight or the freaknik
Spring break, girls goin’ wild
Ask Maury, are you my child?
No, I’m not the father
Yeah, I fucked her, but never caught her
20 years later, I did it to her daughter
Fucked her in the car that you bought her
You couldn’t be a better parent than me
Not even if you fucked everyday of the week
I know you think you got it like that, repeat
Wilt Chamberlain, ain’t got shit on me, bitch

I fuck 19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I’m on you, Wilt
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches
If I fuck one more!
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches
Wilt Chamberlain, hoe

Remember when you seen me out in Detroit?
You were rearin’ on a hoe, a bunch a D boys
Surrounded by all that pro
I know one of them hoes had to be your girl
At the derby in Kentucky
I had rich white women wantin’ to fuck me
And I party hard on Mardi Grass
Ten bitches every night, I did it, oh
I did Ashley’s, Keisha’s, Erica’s
And it wasn’t only hoes in America
I had more in London, a few in France
I didn’t want to leave when I flew to Japan
I got bitches for all ethnicities
Still callin’, sayin’ how they’re missin’ me
But they know, ain’t no change in him
AKA Wilt Chamberlain

I fuck 19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I’m on you, Wilt
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches
If I fuck one more!
20, 000 bitches 20, 000 bitches
Wilt Chamberlain, hoe