Lyrics Victorious Cast – Turtle Bad News Song

Well, you got a turtle
Up there in your room.
But that poor little turtle man
He almost faced his doom.

So your turtle got up
And walked out the door.
He crawled to your lawn
But he ain’t there no more.

‘Cause you see a bird
Flying way overhead.
Well, it picked up your little turtle now
And made it fitting dead
?

Oh, but your turtle
That bird just dropped him on a roof.
Your neighbor’s roof to be exact.

I say that poor reptile
Turtles are reptiles, that’s a fact.

So go tell your dad
Or maybe your mom
To fetch a ladder
Or borrow one from Tom.

Assuming you know
A dude named Tom.
Although it would be kind of weird if you
Don’t know a single Tom!

Just get your turtle
And give him a nice kiss on his shell,
Give a little smooch to your green fella.
But then go wash your lips ’cause