Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic – Hey, Hey, We’re The Monks

Ave ave ave ave
Doo-wop
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

Welcome to our abbey

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!…

Come in if you are weary
There’s food if you would dine
Plus thirty-one varieties
Of sacramental wine

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

I’m the smart one
Aah, Halleju!
I’m the cute one
Aah, Boopsedoo!
I’m the shy one
Aah, peekaboo!
And I’m the bad boy
But not so bad because I’m a monk

Bless you, children
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip yip ye doo
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip

We’ll fetch the holy water

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!
Hey, hey, we’re the…
Finger-boppin’
Never-stoppin’
Humble-with-a-cherry-toppin’
Monks!
…Jazz hands!
(Yeah)