Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic – Pacman

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two nasal hocking sound)

I used to be a pinball freak
That’s where you’d find me every week

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin’ quarters in the slots
They call it Pacman
Yeah it’s the Pacman

At the game arcade, they say I’m hard core
I can play all day ’til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I won’t give up ’til I break high score
Pacman

music from Pacman «intermission»

Well it’s the Pacman
Yeah it’s the Pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman, get the cherry)
So I’m gonna sell my house today
(Pacman, eat ’em up)

I’m playin’ Pacman
Yeah it’s the Pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I won’t be home this year
(Pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(Pacman)
I’m at the Pacman
Yeah it’s the Pacman

And you’re playing with no one but me
Pacman

music from Pacman «intermission»
sound from when Pacman dies