Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic – Polkamon
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Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton — Everybody Polkamon!
Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and ol’ Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon — Everybody Polkamon!
It’s time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You’d better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute — there’s still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more
Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
Don’t forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon — Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!