Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic – Super Duper Party Pony

Cheese Sandwich:
The super-duper party pony – that pony is me
I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be

Pinkie Pie

Cheese Sandwich:
Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!
When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play

Pinkie Pie
Like me!

Cheese Sandwich
But everypony told me, «Cheese, that fun just wastes the day»

Pinkie Pie
As if!

Cheese Sandwich
But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves

Pinkie Pie
Uh-huh!

Cheese Sandwich
The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove

Pinkie Pie
You know it!

Cheese Sandwich
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me

Pinkie Pie
And me!

Cheese Sandwich
You’ll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!

Pinkie Pie
Uh, Pinkie?

Cheese Sandwich:
Hey, good-lookin’, want some mayonnaise?
My parties are all off the hook
I never plan them by the book
I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
Everybody just gets crazy!
Bored of snacks made by your mom?
How about a giant party bomb?
Huge piñatas filled with cake
Or dive into my fruit punch lake!

Goldengrape
Geronimo!

Cheese Sandwich:
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
You’ll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese
C’mon, kid, take it for a spin!

Colt
Golly! Thanks, mister!

Cheese Sandwich:
Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you’ll be partying all night!

Rainbow Dash
C’mon, everypony! Let’s party down with Cheese!

Fluttershy
You’re really a certified party pony?

Cheese Sandwich:
That’s right! That’s my guarantee!
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me-e-e-e-e

Pinkie Pie
But what about the super party pony named Pinkie…?

Cheese Sandwich
Thanks buddy! You’re gonna love this party! Hey kid, have a streamer, on me!