Lyrics Your Favorite Martian – The Stereotypes Song

You know, I’ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it
And it goes a little something like this

I think I love you more than the

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I love those fat Americans
You know they’re so obnoxious
They’re always eating burgers
They’re always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans
The way they mow my lawn
They all got a 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on
Uh huh
‘Cause that’s the way they roll
You’ve gotta go big like an Israeli nose
You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
And they’re out of control like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but they’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya
Ya mon
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and
I’m just joking
If you didn’t know then
You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes

Check it out now

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
and those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth
Mamma mia
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk

I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
Disappeared like coke up a Colombian’s nose
Uh oh! You’re all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast
They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a Korean’s penis

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes

All together now
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep

They hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Yeah. I’m just playing, you know I love you guys
But seriously, don’t hump any sheep