Текст Bart Baker – FourFiveSeconds Parody

he’s like eighty-seven
they say he’s a legend
he’s bout four five minutes from dyin
but Kanye and I keep him drugged and smilin
so he would do this dumb song all about wildin
What the hell does that word even mean?
Calm down Paul eat your pills
Woke up and took a crap
grabbed a mic and recorded that
then threw turkey noises in back
that’s how I made this genius track
Ye your dance moves are embarrassin
They not half as bad as my singin
Isn’t it weird we’re all wearing denim?
No its not weird
cos this vidio’s s’posed to look like an old Gap ad
Why is your face so drenched in sweat?
Kanye you look live you’ve been swimmin
You’d sweat too if you if you had a wife
like Kim Kardashian
What’s that supposed to mean?
Why’d you bring your step dad along?
We thought this vid needed more women
Wait! are you my mom now?
Bitches this is my video
and you ain’t gon be in it!

I wish they wouldn’t fight
they should control their rage
Oh but you think it’s alright
to jump up at me onstage
Yeah that’s cuz you ain’t no real artist
I am a real artist
Hell no!
Only real artists is me and Beyonce
Ya big head narcissist!
I’m bout four five second from wildin
You both have been saying that since the beginning
this song has been going on for like 3 minutes
so let’s see it
stop spitting this bullshit
and wild, pussies!
That’s it man
You hit Paul’s nurse
and sent pills flying
Quick put them in his mouth before he gets violent
Too late why the hell am I on this set with Kanye West?
You’ll pay for drugging me up Kanye!
I’m bout to wild out!
Now thats how you really wild out
Beetles style bitches