Текст Bart Baker – The Lazy Song Parody – The Jerk Off Song

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my cell
Cuz I’ll be jerking off like hell

Gonna kick my shoes off and pull down my pants
Find some good porn, then lube up my hands
Hope I don’t get caught by mom again
(Its called knocking)
Get a text from my dad in the middle of twerking
Try to put it out my mind but it really ain’t working
Now I’m thinkin bout my fuckin dad
(Goddamit)
Ohoho, yes I’m rubbing
I’m tugging
I think I’m bout to blast

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don’t feel like pickin up my cell
Cuz I’ll be jerking off like hell
Cuz today I swear I’m not doing anything
Just jerking off

Just jerking off

Tomorrow I’ll wake up
Get my junk up and stretch
Ice it down for a while, then start beating again
And I must scream out ‘This is great!’
(Oh my god, this is great)
Lookin at midget porn on my fathers pc

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don’t feel like pickin up my cell
Cuz I’ll be jerking off like hell
Cuz today I swear I’m not doing anything
Just jerking off

Just jerking off
Just jerking off