Текст Bart Baker – Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) Parody

(Whip/Nae Nae)
(Whip/Nae Nae)
(Shit Shit/Nae Nae)

You already know who it is

I cannot whip.
You stink!
I cannot nae nae.
No way!
Can’t whip for shit shit.
I can’t nae nae.
You can’t do it!
I dance like I
Stop it!
Am an old white guy.
It’s true.
Who has never heard rap in his life.
Stop doin’ it!

Why in the hell is my name Silento?
I’m the opposite all I do is scream.
This song’s like crack addictive but bad.
In total it has ten unique words.

I am Soulja Boy you are copying my style and my concept of having a big hit song based on stupid dancing.

Well at least I’m not addicted to lean.
You did Crank Dat
(Crank Dat!)
Years ago

I’m not a thief.
(I’m not a thief)
I’m like Fat Jewish.
(I’m like Fat Jewish)
But of hip hop dance moves and music
(That’s accurate)
The difference is I give credit
When he steals jokes he always edits

IT’S GONNA BE MAY

Who are you?
I’m here to show you how to do your dance when you do it you look like an uptight suburban man
Why can’t you do it?
I’m so frustrated I’ll strangle you!
Oh no my mask came off my head.
Hey I know you.
It’s that weird perv Jared.
What have you got?
A five dollar foot long.
No wonder you couldn’t dance all along
Yes it’s true I have been hiding as a rap artist
Cause I am on the run the cops want Jared’s ass
We have torn up your contract!
We’re finished with you!
Drop that sandwich!
First there’s something I want to do
I want to whip
Stop it!
With this big foot long
Oh God!
Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long
Someone shoot him!
Just whip the tip
Jesus
Of my foot long
Please stop!
Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long.

Man, that was one weird ass half-time show.
Hello, man they shoot Jared.