Текст Beth Crowley – Girl Like Me

She’s blonde, I’m not,
I know you think she’s hot,
By all standards, she’s a perfect ten, it’s true.
She’s your living dream,

But I’ve got a sexy personality,
Not a size two,
Don’t have big boobs,
But I’ve been told I’m kind of funny.
(Yeah, I made that up.)

Just don’t give in to the stereotype,
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass,
Just take a chance on a girl like me.

She’s a piece of work,
No one should have that much perk,
Oh so classy while she’s dancing on the bar.
While I read Keats and Poe,
And as far as looks go,
No one’s run away from me in fear so far.

‘Cause I’ve got a bangin’ set of listening skills,
I know how to bake,
Well just the box kind of cake,
But I think it still tastes pretty good,
Especially funfetti.
(What? It’s delicious.)

Just don’t give in to the stereotype,
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass,

Baby you should be with me,
Oh I could give you fifty reasons,
Face it all she’ll ever give you is,
Venereal diseases.
You’ll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie,
But in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy.

So don’t give in to the stereotype,
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skank whore’s fake tanned ass,
Just take a chance on a girl like me.