Текст hooligan chase – CHASECOWBOY
Текст:
(Mhhhhhh)
(Ay, I feel like Rey Mysterio in this bitch, finna hit a 619 on the hoes)
(One time! Follow me tho)
(Yeah)
(Shake that ass ho)
(What you say?)
(What you say?)
Ay, 10 fat bitches in a mansion
Bitch I’m Charles Manson
Hop up in that booth and throw a tantrum
Yo momma think I’m handsome, she treat me like her grandson
Sneak up in that pussy, she get fucked by Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom)
Young hooligan beat his meat (yup)
Nut between her lips, it be hard for her to speak (yah)
Then she take my dick and she start to brush her teeth (why?)
Bitches on my dick and off my dick ’cause I’m a geek
Fuck a math class, bitch, I’d rather grab ass (true)
Pornos and my pet turtle and my backpack (yah)
Its called a backpack, not a fuckin’ nap sack
Imma slap yo ass bitch, tell me what the fuck is that (yuh)
I be off some drugs, I be walkin’ round wobbly
Said she wanted flowers, but I gave her marijuana leaves
They say if you gettin’ high, then do that shit responsibly (yuh)
Bitch, fuck that shit, I do my life irresponsibly (yeah, yeah)
Fuck the whole world, slap a bitch with a turkey leg (wow)
I’mma eat some waffles after that a couple percocets
Need some good luck, finna rub on Eddie Murphy head
Told her it’s my bedtime
«But it ain’t even 7: 30 yet!»
Yeah…? But I’m tryna watch the looney tunes
If you still here, I’ll be lookin at yo boobies, boo
Fuckin’ hate babies, I don’t wanna hear that goochie goo
I’mma wife ya auntie if her pussy smell like juicy fruit
Tryna get a bitch off, but I ain’t a lawyer (naw)
Bitch I’m broke as fuck, bump my cigarettes for quarters (yuh)
Fourth grade I caught pussy playin’ my recorder
Call her Suckleberry Finn, ho, I feel like tom sawyer
I’m an alien, don’t compare me to them other guys
I’ll be in the backyard, smokin’, catchin’ butterflies
Come in for a sandwich, then I sing yo son some lullabies
Soon he fall asleep, I’ll be rubbin’ on his mother’s thighs
I don’t trust bitches like I don’t trust the government
I’m tryna turn my oven off, I don’t know where the button is
I found it, take my dinner out, and smack her with the oven mitt
I can finally cross off «fuck a midget» from my bucket list
Momma told me clean my room
Momma just ate some shrooms
Slipped and dropped my brain
Goddamn, I think I need a broom
Bring yo bitch to evil doom
Not before we leave the moon
Kinda like her cheap perfume
Someone pass the weed cocoon
I don’t give a fuck (give a fuck)
I don’t give a fuck (give a fuck)
I don’t give a fuck, naw
I don’t give a fuck (give a fuck)
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck bitch
I don’t give a fuck
(Ahahahaha)
(And I got a fuckin’ cold, bitch)