Текст Joe Weller – MC Moyes

Yo, MC Moyes, there’s something I need to say

I smashed your bitch last week, then I did the same to your dad
Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on
Got a dick you wished you had

Hook x2:
I’m MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I’ll smash you up, I’m MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you’re hating, boy

Now that I’ve got your attention
There’s something that I need to mention
That’s right, United, we’re still right in for contention
No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it’s massive, dickhead
Arsene Wenger look, it’s half past you’re a twat
Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that
Oi nah, I think I’ve found a target, no, I’m not talking Marco Reus
It’s your girl and Imma make her David Moist

Hook x2:
I’m MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I’ll smash you up, I’m MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you’re hating, boy

I must say, that I really wanna say
That my team ain’t good enough for me
Tom Cleverley you’re a weed, now go make me some sandwiches
Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the pussy too
Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon
Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I’ve always been gorgeous
And a gymlad, I’m built like a brick, I’m basically Lukaku

Hook x2:
I’m MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I’ll smash you up, I’m MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you’re hating, boy

Yo, John Terry didn’t sleep with Wayne Bridge’s wife
It was me, it was fucking me, mate, dickheads