Текст Jon Cozart – Vine vs YouTube: The Song

5, 6, 7, 8

Anything you can do, I can do better
Vine can do anything better than You… Tube

No, it can’t

Yes, it can/No, it can’t

If you think vine is great, YouTube is greater
(Well)
Don’t be a hater, I’m greater than you

No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not

Yes, I am/No, you’re not

Vine is just a gimmick
Only for a cynic
I can do impressions
I can help depression
(Ugh)

Education vids made me a grad
And YouTube’s free
Ah wait for the ad

Anywhere you can reach, I can reach further
I can reach double as far as you can

No, you can’t

Yes, he can/Yes, I can

Vine stars are bratty, go back to Mom and Daddy
You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers
I hear you only last 6 seconds long
(What!)
Do girls complain?
It’s enough for your mom
Oh

Anything you can do, I can loop better
Everything I do is better than loops

No, it’s not
Yes, it is
No, it’s not
Yes, it is

No, it’s not
No, it’s not
No, it’s not
No, it’s not
No, it’s not

Yes, it is

Viners are obnoxious
Even when unconscious
YouTube’s for talent
It’s for VEVO and Fallon
You’re just another Disney schmuck
Parodies aren’t art

STORYTIME
You suck

Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you

No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you
Can’t (can) can’t (can)…

You shut up!
No, I can’t

Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better
Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best

Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better
I can do anything better…
Better than you.

No, you can’t/Yes, I can