Текст Lil Barnacle – I EAT ASS
Текст:
Saucedad69:
SauceDad69
Oh, aye, aye, aye
It’s the sauce in this shit, nigga
Here we go
We’re really doing this?
I eat ass out the motherfucking can, bitch (Bitch)
Talk down, catch these motherfucking hands, bitch (Bitch)
Throw them hands on my dick, and then stroke this shit (Stroke this shit nigga)
Bend that shit over just let a nigga lick (Lick that shit nigga)
I’m an ass ninja from the fucking Hidden Mist
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Swing my blade and cut you down if you talk that shit (Talk that shit)
If you don’t give it up, Imma cause a ruckus (Aye)
I can’t bring her home unless she look like Uncle Ruckus
Told a dyke «Bitch, get up off your knees and grab the noose»
‘Cause she didn’t even know how to tie my shoes
So I threw her on the counter and destroyed her caboose
Now she walking like a newborn like a fuckin’ moose (Yeah)
I sprinkle zest all up on me before
I hit this bitch with that nigga dick (Nigga dick)
I buy a can of baked beans and snort a bunch of x on some weird nigga shit
I hit a ho with my car if I had one just to fuck a dead body (Yeah)
I might ?
and nut on her pits and then poop on your shawty
I got hentai on my screen (I do)
Tentacles make a bitch scream (They do)
I stroke my dick with the cream (I do)
Plot twist it was a man (Oh)
Cause they would straight make me gay (They would)
I can do this all day (I can)
These niggas is mo’fucking gay (They are!)
Saucedad69 & Lil Barnacle:
Hey man, I eat ass, I don’t know about y’all
Of course I eat ass, I eat ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner
I have ass on my plate all day, it’s fucking scrumptious
Lil Barnacle:
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Watching porn on X-Videos
Dick so small, fit it in a Cheerio
Eating her ass, like an Oreo
Fill the pussy and no cereal
I fuck your ho on a boat
I fucked her ass, I fucked her throat
I ate her ass, no joke
Fucked your grandma and she had a stroke
Fucking your bitch, sucking her tits
Eating her ass, yeah it’s lit
Me and Saucedad pulled up with the stick
I fucked a bitch, it looks like Brad Pitt
No homo, your grandma gives me dome-o
Fuck her then I run like Google Chrome-o
Fuck her in the ass real fast, no slow-mo
Got your moms nudes all on my GoPro
I bust my nut it explodes like a frag
Put my dick in her mouth and I made her gag
I just fucked your grandma, I don’t mean to brag
Her pussy smells like a garbage bag
Fuck your ho on a suite while she bag me
Oof, she was riding on my dick
And then she pooped on my dick, ate her ass like a ice cream scoop
Shoot my load at her like an army troop
Your grandma’s a skank, that bitch pussy stank
I look like Anne Frank, my memes fucking dank
My dick she yank, my dick got no length
Beating my dick with superhuman strength
Aye, yeah, aye, yeah, aye, yeah
Aye, aye