Текст Lil Phag – Dumbbitch

Okay, okay! I’ve waited long enough and now the time is up!

Lil Phag:
I’m a dumb bitch, fuck shit up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a fuck

I just took my DNA test, turns out
I’m 100% dumb bitch, yeah
Still wear Velcro shoes ’cause I can’t tie them shits
Failed my driver’s test ’cause I hit a kid

My whole life’s a joke, yeah this shit’s a bit
I’m a fucking mess but I don’t give a shit
For the last two years, been on the no-fly list
But I don’t give a fuck, ’cause

I’m a dumb bitch, fuck shit up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a fuck
I’m a dumb bitch, fuck shit up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a fuck

Dr. Woke:
(Issa doctor)
I’m hella dumb, especially when I’m junk
I jump inside pools with all my clothes on
Just spent 2K on Gucci shades
Got so fucked up, I lost ’em same day, yeah

And I’m slipping when I’m sober too
License got suspended for a year
And I ain’t have a clue
Still looking for my juul when it’s in my hand
Every time I lose my phone, I find it in my fucking pants

Lil Phag:

Kellen Schneider:
What’s up motherfuckers, it’s the dumbest of them all (Haha)
Had a strange bump, thought it was cancer in my balls
Went to the doctor, asked him what was up
He looked at me and said «It’s your dick, dumb fuck»

I’ve got seven concussions (uh oh)
It’s pretty lit
Gonna did when I’m 30, I hope it’s over quick
And they’re all self inflicted, no I didn’t play sports (bitch)
Three of them were falling from the same tree fort

Lil Phag:
I’m a dumb-