Текст NerdOut – The 2018 Gaming Rap Up

Another’s on the rise
So when you hear the song
Throw controllers in the sky

In 2019 we gonna get fired up
And 2018 is over, the time’s up
Let’s take a look at the games behind us
In particular order, this is the lineup
What do you do if there’s a murder in the kitchen?
Better call a cop robot to help you make a decision
Anybody that want a robot can get it now
This is really big business
Up in Detroit, where you can become human
Will you rise up and will you take the lead?
Because everything that you doin’
Has consequences to say the least
Next up is the God of War
We attacking ’em wit a battle-axe
It’s a father and his son on the run
Gonna hack and slash, you gonna get a nasty gash
Back to back
Learning from the pain of the tears
A little boy facing his fears
Kratos is here, there’s really no question that
This one is the game of the year, yeah
Red Dead Redemption 2
What will these madmen do?

Hold ’em up, stick ’em up
Shoot ’em up, kill ’em up
Making a family from a rag-tag crew
Gonna rat-a-tat you
Dutch got a plan, but you know it’s bad news
If you got a bounty then they looking at you
Better be careful because the wildlife will attack you
Spider-man, Spider-man, Spider-man
Spider-man, Spider-man, Spider-man, Spider-man
Spent a lot of time on this game
Getting all the suits was a big thang
Swinging through the city had me giddy
Had me feeling like I was really doing it like a hero should
Snapping flicks with the sinister six, up in the mix
If you coming to battle I was a killer would
Everybody was excited for the Pokemon Let’s Go
Gonna catch ’em all from the get-go
Pikachu slash Eevee, fo-sheezy
Got a Pokeball controller, I’ma explode
Call of duty came back wit the Black Ops 4
And they added in a battle royale mode
It was cool but I didn’t like the day one update
With a 100GB download
Super Smash. That ultimate
Yeah you get blasted
Now who is that, standing in the shadows?
Hey yo the crew is classic
These dudes is trash
Button mashers maybe you should practice
Better Juke and Dash
Don’t bother picking a character baby just choose a casket
Drake played Fortnite, with Ninja, that was sick
Thanos snapped in Fortnite and danced around like this
Carlton’s suing Fortnite for dances from Fresh Prince
YouTube Rewind had Fortnite, suggested by Will Smith
This year had a couple of things that went wrong
I’ma talk about ’em
Bethesda gave us Fallout 76
And I’m still pissed off about it
Everybody saying «What the hell is this ish?
Software bugs and glitches»
Real-time VATS is PISS piss
Todd Howard you’re dismissed
Hitman 2 had a briefcase that would fly right into your head
Battlefiend V looks real great, but overall it was kinda «eh»
Couldn’t believe that telltales game went bankrupt
So no sequel to the wolf among us
Business model flawed
Their accountant must’ve been doing dumb stuff
But honestly, with most of these games
I was very pleased, I won’t hesitate
To say 2018 had some of the best games I’ve ever played
This year was the best for the gamers
Giving new meaning to power to the players
2018 was a big year, major
2019 is gonna be even greater

Another year is gone
Another’s on the rise
So when you hear the song
Throw controllers in the sky