Текст Rhett & Link – Alien Curse Words
Текст:
Rhett and Link
Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse.
Link
Not that I have a manpurse.
Rhett
But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans ‘cos I am one!
Rhett and Link
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations….
DeStorm
Hey guys, guess what?
Rhett and Link
What?
Destorm
Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked. I could’a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like;
Rhett and Link
Boomshkie
Destorm
They said that.
Rhett and Link
Snigglesnoorp, SwaqQ@ffufle, Imz#w, Zilkr*k, Glep**$h, D@rt@f#$
Destorm
So offensive!
Rhett and Link
Dubopshazinski
Destorm
Wow.
Rhett and Link
Frozen cherries, Flin9p00p, W@fl@nk, DeRbrAgEl, Blarfelnoggle!
Destorm
And then they had the nerve to say,
But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans ‘cos I am one!
Rhett and Link
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations….
DeStorm
Hey guys, guess what?
Rhett and Link
What?
Destorm
Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked. I could’a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like;
Rhett and Link
Boomshkie
Destorm
They said that.
Rhett and Link
Snigglesnoorp, SwaqQ@ffufle, Imz#w, Zilkr*k, Glep**$h, D@rt@f#$
Destorm
So offensive!
Rhett and Link
Dubopshazinski
Destorm
Wow.
Rhett and Link
Frozen cherries, Flin9p00p, W@fl@nk, DeRbrAgEl, Blarfelnoggle!
Destorm
And then they had the nerve to say,
Rhett and Link
Fl#rplest#mpkin!
Destorm
So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup.
Fl#rplest#mpkin!
Destorm
So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup.