Текст Rhett & Link – It’s My Belly Button

I can’t believe we’ve lived to be this old
And somehow we have never seen this hole
A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it
Underneath this cotton tee, you’ve been hiding

Chorus:
It’s my belly button. My belly, belly button
I won’t pretend like its nothing
‘Cause my belly, belly button’s really, really something
Something I wanna show to you

You should call me a seal, ’cause I’m going full naval
I bedazzled it
I made a nugget dip. Taste it!
Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold
Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet
Potting soil. Random seeds
Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree
These are gonna get massive
And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
The fact is, we’re helping the planet’s health
Wait. We carbon offset ourselves

So…

We can cruise around in a big SUV
And these tree’s allow us to ride separately
Let’s continue this conversation
On our inefficient gas-powered phones

Hey, I’ve got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention
It’s a fully functional «Do-It-Yourself» miniature coal plant, exclusively for children

Chorus x2

It’s my belly button
My belly belly button
I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
‘Cause my belly belly button’s really really something
Something I want to show to you

It’s my belly button
My belly belly button
I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
‘Cause my belly, belly button’s really, really something
Something I want to show to you