Текст Rucka Rucka Ali – Switch Flippin

I could turn a light with a flip of the switch
I got Pokemon on the tip of my dick
I could stream a high definition bullshit
I been to the beach when the shit was cold

Bitch I’m a casserole
It’s 20 min after 2
I’m runnin for office of the city council
To end parkin tickets in all of West Hollywood
Osama bin Laden he told me to put all my money in bubble gum
Money in bubble gum, bubble gum, money in bubble gum
It’s lit

Don’t say I done told you
I play with Yoshi
I pray with no shoes
I famous bitch blow me
Makin a butter a mackinaw
Makin a mackinaw butter I
Makin a butter I
Drinkin a 40
Obama

I could turn a light with a flip of the switch
I got Pokemon on the tip of my dick
I could stream a high definition bullshit
I been to the beach when the shit was cold

I met all my niggas on Grindr
I’m meta my nigga I’m cider
I’m better than niggas I’m Biden
I’m such a outsider
I tickle a nigga until I got sick
And got sickle anemia

Oh nigga my nigga our nigga is nigga
The nigga has nigga’d every nigga
The nigga we nigga’s is nigga
The nigga is nigga
The niggas I nigga
The niggas all nigga
What nigga
This nigga?
Naw nigga
That nigga
Bitch

I could turn a light with a flip of the switch
I got Pokemon on the tip of my dick
I could stream a high definition bullshit
I been to the beach when the shit was cold

I watchin the Pornhub
I drinkin water
I smarter than all of you
I watch Rick & Morty
If you could go into the future
And make one thing different
Would you make data the Android
Into a person or would give power of vision to Geordi
My nigga you 40
Go listen to Jordan
That nigga give a good tip
About sitting up good and to clean up your shit
But his whole metaphysics is fuckin retarded
I can’t even bother with all of you fuckwits
And all of you want him to be
What you thought couldn’t be
But you wanted to be

Now you suck on his tit
It isn’t lit
Not even a bit
He wired and shit
I admire his wit
But his epistemology
Is all recycled and tired as shit
Suck on my dick
If you want happiness cash and a bitch
Start with the fact that existence exists
It’s lit

I could turn a light with a flip of the switch
I got Pokemon on the tip of my dick
I could stream a high definition bullshit
I been to the beach when the shit was cold

I could turn a light with a flip of the switch
I got Pokemon on the tip of my dick
I could stream a high definition bullshit
I been to the beach when the shit was cold

Being ignorant is a way of life it’s a lifestyle
Being ignorant allows you to accept or reject the world around you
And decide what kind of world you would like in its place
You could choose what’s real and what’s not
You can reject reality itself and never suffer the consequence
Being ignorant means that your wishes can become existence
You could believe what you want and nobody will ever correct you
You could go where you want, do what you want
And nobody could ever stop you
Being ignorant means that you are more powerful than anybody
More powerful than the president of the United States
You could do anything you wish
You could park in front of a fire hydrant
Without being given a ticket