Текст Ryan Higa – Clenching My Booty

Seven blocks away, I don’t think I’m gonna make it
Just feel the texture, goosebumps on my skin,
And my body starts to drip sweat
But I won’t give in,
Even though I’m turtle-heading
And I will, keep on cle-e-e-e-nching
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting
When I’m in traffic
On a first date
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling,
At all the worst times, give me a break!
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
(D’trix)
(Yo!)
(Yo!)
YTF
I know it’s stuck in my butt, it kinda hurts,
Wrong time and place, I got the squirts,
It can’t get worse
No this ain’t fair
Crap you know I push you up

(Doo, doo!)
Don’t need two girls just need a cup
Now the bubble guts is bubbling,
Because it’s full of food,
Used to say the sky’s the limit now the sky smells like poo
Man I had to drop a load,
That I couldn’t do-(do!)
Ask me what’s that smell, man,
I stand back and point at you-you-you,
I know that I fart a bit
Feel like I need a new pair of pants with no shart on it
But this rap don’t have to make sense
As long as it rhymes
Just gotta’ mumble it’
And I know we off topic baby true-true-true
I’d rather hold a number 2
Then to poo when I shouldn’t poo
I’m clenching my booty
It a long meeting
When I’m in traffic,
On a first date
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling,
At all the worst times, give me a break,
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I’m clenching my booty…