Текст TryHardNinja – Stripes On A Tiger
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This ones for Google and Jeeves
Yahoo and Bing
Helping me find useless things
Searching the web world wide
What’s this on my thigh?
I found out on web md
Now why’re there stripes on a tiger?
1656 Chris Huygens invents the grandfather clock
You would never know it was a leap year till you looked it up
You can say, the same place twice won’t get struck by lightning
Tell that to the guy who was struck seven times Roy Sullivan
How big is Beyonce’s ring? Is it fake? Wrestling
Who came first once and for all MCDs or the burger king?
Coca Cola without coloring is green did you know?
While I’m at it wonder who invented the tight rope?
Dolphins sleep with one eye open man isn’t that dope?
Who’s leading in the E! online Jacob vs Edward poll?
Who should I be in wow wizard, warrior, an elf or troll?
I even have a sweet app to look all that up on my smart phone
Searching and always learning no matter if I’m not at home
I’ll never lose a bet again no matter where I go
Radar, race car, lol
Mom and dad
Hon? I see bees in oh
Spelled the same back wards and
Forwards
Thats called a palindrome
I love it when I see a pop shove it
Cause I can remember the year
Someone asked me for the tricks name and all I could do was stare
I found out on web md
Now why’re there stripes on a tiger?
1656 Chris Huygens invents the grandfather clock
You would never know it was a leap year till you looked it up
You can say, the same place twice won’t get struck by lightning
Tell that to the guy who was struck seven times Roy Sullivan
How big is Beyonce’s ring? Is it fake? Wrestling
Who came first once and for all MCDs or the burger king?
Coca Cola without coloring is green did you know?
While I’m at it wonder who invented the tight rope?
Dolphins sleep with one eye open man isn’t that dope?
Who’s leading in the E! online Jacob vs Edward poll?
Who should I be in wow wizard, warrior, an elf or troll?
I even have a sweet app to look all that up on my smart phone
Searching and always learning no matter if I’m not at home
I’ll never lose a bet again no matter where I go
Radar, race car, lol
Mom and dad
Hon? I see bees in oh
Spelled the same back wards and
Forwards
Thats called a palindrome
I love it when I see a pop shove it
Cause I can remember the year
Someone asked me for the tricks name and all I could do was stare
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy now was he
But maybe thats cuz fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t a really bear
Like it says in the nursery rhymes that we all used to hear trust me
Cuz fuzzy wuzzy was a regular guy
A Hedandoa warrior
From a North African tribe
The longest tail of any land mammal grows giraffes
What kind of dresses should I wear if I have really big calves?
What is the daily diet of a eurasian beaver
What is the latest trending topic
Whats up with Selena and Bieber
Also what would my baby look like if I got with your mom
Now can I please see 20 photos of Megan Fox’s thumbs
Finally what did Kim Kardashian name her new puppy
Whats a blue waffle?
I’m feeling lucky and hungry
This ones for Google and Jeeves
Yahoo and Bing
Helping me find useless things
Searching the web world wide
Who played bar guy number 5
Thanks a lot IMDB
Now why’re there stripes on a tiger?
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy now was he
But maybe thats cuz fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t a really bear
Like it says in the nursery rhymes that we all used to hear trust me
Cuz fuzzy wuzzy was a regular guy
A Hedandoa warrior
From a North African tribe
The longest tail of any land mammal grows giraffes
What kind of dresses should I wear if I have really big calves?
What is the daily diet of a eurasian beaver
What is the latest trending topic
Whats up with Selena and Bieber
Also what would my baby look like if I got with your mom
Now can I please see 20 photos of Megan Fox’s thumbs
Finally what did Kim Kardashian name her new puppy
Whats a blue waffle?
I’m feeling lucky and hungry
This ones for Google and Jeeves
Yahoo and Bing
Helping me find useless things
Searching the web world wide
Who played bar guy number 5
Thanks a lot IMDB
Now why’re there stripes on a tiger?