Текст Upchurch – Floor 13 (Remix)
Текст:
Yo
*gasp*
You hear that shit? (Church)
I’m havin’ a fuckin’ asthma attack (Haha) fuck it
I spent too much time tryna be a middle man
Lendin’ helpin’ hands to people who can’t even hang ten (Ooh)
Don’t surf around me if you gonna wipe-out
Every time you see a little shark fin
Yeah, go and get your little floaty for your baby wave
I ain’t even jumpin’ on a splash pad
I’m fightin’ great whites and squids with tentacles
Wrapped around my neck in the middle of the fuckin’ ocean
Don’t need air, pack the whole lobby
Diamond mind like Billie Eilish was talkin’
I was born with my heart made of nothin’ but carbon
My heat brought the pressure so I independently sky rocket
To the tip of the tip toppest of harsh tall Rockies
I’m an evil genius under a skin cloak
And if I tell you break a leg I hope you break both
‘Cause I don’t wish not runnin’ on my homies bro
They be like «Hey man ain’t he a shitty comedian?
Did he really start rappin’? Gah, the game gonna eat him
How you swallow a beast? And always swim in the creeks
And still get the oxygen for the gills?» Yeah bitch please
Live and let live, life so livid
The world faker than a white girl with extensions
Look up in the comments, I bet one person bitchin’
That shit gets me itchin’ to go platinum like a 250
Fuck bein’ the shit, I’m the super duty
Got stupid loops, records goin’ ruby
And when I blaze, the venomous lyrics come out
Got the game lookin’ like Copperhead Road
Watch out for the rattlesnakes at ya toes
Little piggy get to seizin’ while I’m sleepin’
And dream of bein’ able to say that I made it to the whole world
Mark my word on a hickory stump
Put diesel fuel on it then burn that mug
That’s the only time a haters gettin’ smoke from me
Is if he’s got enough time to go do that stuff
Now lemme call the EPA and dig ya own grave
If push comes to shove I’ll make you plummet in a cave
I’m the mine craftin’, mine shaftin’, gun blastin’, dumb action, bass slappin’
20-20-20 vision, two eyes, one overlappin’
Over a hundred reasons
I ain’t ever had a season boy, I keep it freezin’
Deep space, yeah I deep think, inside a deep freezer
Encino Man brain when I smoke weed for no reason
I’m cold, no snow or flurries
I mean preservin’ somethin’ so rare and historic
Conspiracy says Antartica ain’t for none of the public
It’s ’cause I’m livin’ under it and they don’t want me eruptin’ shit
My moves are beyond bein’ techtonic
Blame it on a strike slip fault if ya wanna
I shook Cali last week with a rhyme that I thought up
I got the license to kill it, skin it, cook it and devour
Flavor, I would be a Spanish sucker
Why?, I’m a spicy white mutha fucka
Accent thicker than a frozen wheat Smuckers
Hip-hop is a bitch, smack that ass when you love her
Let the booty bounce like a Bubba Sparxxx hit
Let it rain like Garth Brooks gotta concert near
So I can go balls to the wall in a mud pit
I’ma cowboy baby what ya think about this?
Hillbilly forreally spittin’ infinite wind storms
On a street bike with a Halo helmet on
Master Chief of wax and Keif and waxin’ beats
And I ain’t scared of none of y’all
Church
Now I gotta go get my inhaler
*door opens*
Stone