Lyrics Adam Sandler – Crazy Love

and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam
And you don’t care that I collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend they’re alive and think I’m a famous football player
Lisa
And you don’t have a problem with me
when I follow people I’ve never met before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam
It’s very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You’re all that I can think of
You’re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam
Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Lisa
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam
Thank you
Lisa
And you don’t make fun of me ’cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years

Adam
I believe you sugarpie
Both:
‘Cause our love is right on track
I’m yours, your mine it’s a fact
Don’t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Adam
Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn’t even there
Lisa
Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
Adam
I didn’t care Babe I know I never had a job ’cause I’m afraid
to talk to people ’cause I know that they’re all robots who are seeking information
Lisa
They can’t fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I’m the one who burned my cousin
Chester’s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
Adam
I ain’t no fink, dollface
Both:
‘Cause we know that it’s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa
My crazy, crazy love
spoken to end
Adam
Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa
I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
Adam
Oh yeah, here you go
splurt