Lyrics Adam Sandler – Whore! Where Are You?!

Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get your whore ass out here!
Whore?! I don’t need this today, whore! Do not defy me, whore! Show me your whore face or your really gonna be in for it!
All right, that’s it, whore! I’m coming after you! I’m tired of your whore bullshit!
Are you in… the bedroom? Whore? No! Not in the bedroom… I bet the whore is in… the guest room…

Doorbell rings
Now what? Yes?
How you doin’?
Fine, can I help you?
I have a FedEx here for Miss… Carochy?
Oh, I don’t think she’s here right now…
All right, well, you wanna sign for it?
Ah, definitely… uh… uh, what do I do?
What do you do? Ah… you write your name right here…
I’m not used to signin’ for stuff… the whore usually takes care of all that kind of bullshit…
I see… well…
I don’t know where she is! Ya know, it’s not like the whore disappeared without leavin’ a note like that…
Uh… I’m not sure who you’re talkin’ about…
That’s no biggie… But, hey, if you do see the whore, you tell to come home, she’ll get what’s coming to her…
Okay…
Hey, you have a good one, huh?
Yeah, you too
Sure…
Door closes

Fuckin’ FedEx… Who’s mailing shit to the whore? That’s what I wanna know… God damn whore gettin’ overnight mail… I’m not gonna open it…

Hi babe!
Where the hell were you, whore?! I was freaking out over here!
I went to the bank… I saw Carol and we had coffee
Uh… Wha? Oh! How is Carol?
She’s okay… she’s dealing with a lot of crap right now with the divorce…
That’s the tough… thing… You would never want to divorce me, right, whore?
No! And would you stop calling me whore? It was fun last night, let’s just keep it in the bedroom
Yes! I mean, sorry about that, Tina… Oh! I got a FedEx for you! I signed for it and everything!
Oh, thanks… Just leave it over there, I’ll open it later…
Definitely! You open it whenever you want! It’s your FedEx!
Oh, one more thing… I forgot to pick up sum diet soda for the girls, they’re coming over later… Could you go to the store for me now?
No problem, Tina
Thanks, sweetie… I’m gonna go take a shower…
Really! Cause… uh… maybe I could come take shower with you…?
No… no… They’re gonna be here soon
All right…
Sum other time, though, okay?
Next time’s good… I’ll go get the soda, Tina… See you in a bit, huh?
Okay, bye! Don’t take too long
Okay, bye bye…
Door opens and closes

Whistling
Bird chirps
Look at that bird… Stupid bird, get your ass out of here! Fucking whore bird just shit on me! God damn whore bird! You’ll get yours! Now I need a tissue! He fucking shit on me! He’s the one who should get a tissue! Bitch!