Lyrics AFI – High School Football Hero
Text:
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna
try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero.
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
I don’t care about my future ’cause it is just another day.
I’ll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I’m done with
this brunette someone pass me another blonde.
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with ‘roids.
I’ve gotta get my rest so I can
party with the boys.
My brain is upside-down, so I’m just a little slow.
I’ll change my name to
Bubba so that everyone will know…
I’ll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I’m done with
this brunette someone pass me another blonde.
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with ‘roids.
I’ve gotta get my rest so I can
party with the boys.
My brain is upside-down, so I’m just a little slow.
I’ll change my name to
Bubba so that everyone will know…
Album
AFI – AFI - Answer That And Stay Fashionable
AFI – Key Lime Pie
AFI – Self Pity
AFI – High School Football Hero
AFI – Don’t Make Me Ill
AFI – Ny–Quil
AFI – Your Name Here
AFI – Kung–Fu Devil
AFI – Rizzo In The Box
AFI – The Mother In Me
AFI – Cereal Wars
AFI – The Checkered Demon
AFI – Brownie Bottom Sundae
AFI – I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won’t Let Me Get One)
AFI – Yurf Rendernmein
AFI – Half–Empty Bottle
AFI – Two Of A Kind