Lyrics Barbra Streisand – Punky’s Dilemma

Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English Muffin
Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I’d ease myself down
Comin’ up brown
I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I’m a citizen for boysenberry jam fans
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
>From Mary Jane…..best wishes to Martin…
Ooooh South California
Oh Roger draft dodger
Leavin by the basement door
Everybody knows what he’s tippe-toein’
Down there for
Wish I was a Kellogg’s corn flake
Floatin’ in my bowl
Takin’ movies
Relax in a whirl livin’ in style…