Lyrics Bart Baker – Anus

I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus.
2X
Anus, An-ah-hus.
8X

When I crap my pants I am ready
Weather it be solid or a spray
Forgive me for wearing this adult diaper
But at my age my sphincter betrays me

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. I Just made brown
Just went to brown town
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. Please change me now
Change me now!

I’m just a wrinkled fool
Whose backside is so cruel
I can’t control my anus baby
I’m just a wrinkled fool
Whose backsiede is so cruel
I can’t control my anus baby

I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus.
2X

Don’t mind that horrible scent, that’s just me crapping my pants
Spray some febreeze in the air, and you’ll be fine!
2X

Don’t know what to do
No matter what I cannot control you
This diaper is my virtue
My anus is the demon of doo-doo

I’m just a wrinkled fool
Whose backsiede is so cruel
I can’t control my anus baby

I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus.
2X

Anus, An-ah-hus.
4X