Lyrics Bart Baker – Hello Kitty Parody

Avril Lavigne:
I’m a psycho pale germaphobe
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t touch me
The sun is burning me

I can’t stand sunlight
It’s been ten years since I’ve been outside
You can take a pic but don’t come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant

Woman:
Get this vampire away from me

Avril:
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I don’t need your judgement
The guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already

Man #1:
Your husband’s music sucks

Avril:
I used to be punk rock
But now I’m trying to act J-pop
My career’s dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

This video’s so bad
The lyrics are so sad
That Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature
Dressed up like I am four
Am I a rocker or anime?

I’m so c-c-confused

Skrillex:

Avril:
This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
‘Cause they all look alike to me

Japanese dancer #2:
Is this bitch serious?

Avril:
Paid them tons of money
To stereotype their country

All Japanese dancers:
We bring dishonor to family

Avril:
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Man #2:
Calm down, Mrs. Lavigne
I don’t carry disease
You look extremely sickly

Avril:
Someone kill this guy dead
He just touched my forehead
Get me disinfected right now please

I, I, I, I can’t breathe

Chef:
Why are you moving like a cartoon?

Avril:
Because that’s what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this

Chef:
Get out of here you damn racist

Chad Kroeger:
Avril, you must stop this
Everybody hates it
Even more than they despise Nickelback

Avril:
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop’s not hot
The way back to the top is rap

Chad:
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!