Lyrics Bart Baker – Started From The Bottom Parody
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Drake
Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I’m dancing stupid by a car
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin’ wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn’t get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn’t act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided «Imma be a rap star»
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
They said
Lil Wayne
We like how you sound so monotone
Birdman
And those massive eyebrows are so marketable
Lil Wayne
We can tell your life’s been a struggle
Do you even own a Bentley?
Drake
No, I dont, it’s bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya’ll? Dat would be cool
Birdman
Sure you can big boy
Just meet us in the storage room
Drake
Took it in the bottom now I’m signed
Took it in the bottom from my new team
Lil Wayne
Now you can sip syrup ’til you’re blind
By the way did you know I’m the best skater alive?
Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi!
Drake
I look like a pale caveman
Plus I’m a Canadian so I ain’t no harder than Bieber
But I like to pretend that I am
Just don’t tell nobody that I’m faker than Minaj’s keester
Random guy telling off Wayne
Why the hell are you wearing women’s jeans?
Weezy
Hey get off of my case
They make me feel pretty
Tunechi!
Drake
Just to remind myself I’m a douche
I wear every single chain even when I’m kissing Wayne, now we
Sippin’ champagne on a private jet
Just to prove that I am richer than you’ll ever get
Weezy
Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?
Drake and Birdman
Yes!
Thud heard in the background
Drake
Woah what the hell is that?
Pilot
The engines are under stress
Something is weighing this damn plane down
Weezy
The only explanation is Drake’s big ass eyebrows
Pilot
I’m sorry but we have to throw you out
Drake
But I started from the bottom
Pilot
And that’s where you’re ending now
Outro: Birdman
We’re leveling out ward
It was his eyebrows
Wayne
Yeeeaahhhh!
Weezy, baby, is gonna live!
Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi!
Fading
Young Money!
Album
Bart Baker – Bart Baker - Greatest Hits 2013
