Lyrics Be More Chill Cast – The Pants Song

MR HEERE:
Jeremy
Is in big bad trouble right now
It’s trouble that he can’t see

When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
When you love somebody
You take a chance just for them
Chance just for them!
If the road gets muddy
Focus on the goal ’till the rough stuff’s gone
When you love somebody
You put your pants on!

I need you, ’cause I do not have the tools
To help with what he’s going through
And I know you know all the rules

MICHAEL:
But I’m not what he wants

MR HEERE:

When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
When you love somebody
You take a stance just for them
Stance just for them!
If the fight gets bloody
Just keep pushing through ’till the pain is gone
When you love somebody
You put your pants on!

I need you to reach out to him! Jeremy won’t listen to me and… can’t blame him… but someone has to watch his back

MICHAEL:
If I try harder to be his friend, you have to try harder to be his dad
There’s a Kohl’s right down the street, I don’t care what kind: Jeans, khaki, leather.. You’re not leaving that store until you buy a pair!

MR HEERE:
You drive a hard bargain, son

MICHAEL:
When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them

MR HEERE:
Wear those pants

MICHAEL:
Somewhat reluctantly

MR HEERE & MICHAEL:
Still, you gotta go!
When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
Metaphorically

MR HEERE:
Or sometimes actual pants, real literal pants

MR HEERE & MICHAEL:
It’s a classic study
Of the things we do for our best friend!
When you love somebody

MICHAEL:
You see it ’till the end

MR HEERE & MICHAEL:
When you love somebody

MR HEERE:
The conclusions forgone

MR HEERE & MICHAEL:
When you love somebody
You put your big boy pants right on
You put your pants on!