Lyrics Beenie Man – Oysters & Conch
Text:
Yes Iyah
Fat brown slim long and maga
Anything will do
Yeah
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you buk this loaded magnum
Well, the gyal dem a rush me cah dem love how me say
Tek up residence ‘pon fi dem highway
Inna me mansion dem waan come play
But a one thing me haffi say
Me no punk, woman think me mash up an’ swear
Seh me drunk, me under me crackers oysters an’ me conch
Gyal put me to the test an’ swear me a go flunk
A catch me waan fi catch her inna me bunk
Mek she whine, baby, whine same time me a pump
No worry gyal me a go help you over the hump
The ‘ole sugar cane gyal weh sweeter than the bump
A five hundred watt me a chump
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you buk this loaded magnum
Well
A gyal see me simple an’ think seh me soft
Through me nah brag but wha’ me have an’ show off
Gyal a spread rumour, a talk ’bout dwarf
But ask her wha’ mek she cough when she bawl please
Fire deh deh a burn up the rice an’ peas
Me microwave melt out the whole a her cheese
But all inna mind this ya gyal yah tease
But me nah ease up till the chest start wheeze
Circle her area jus’ like bees
Nuh call out the Lord name, but you can say Jeez
Till you get weak inna your knees
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you buk this loaded magnum, whoa now
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood, cho
Gyal you better fret
You nuh know wha’ you start an’ you nuh get nutt’n yet
A weh fly inna your head mek you go place this ya bet
This a must, water bed, fi da bed, yah so wet
No worry yuself darling, you a still my pet
The nicest fish weh me catch inna me net
A peer bashment, to man an instant death
If more gyal deh deh well a dem me haffi get
And this is no disrespect
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you buk this loaded magnum, hold on deh
The gyal dem a rate cah dem love how me say
We tek up residence ‘pon fi dem highway
No, inna me mansion dem waan come play
But a one thing me haffi say
Me no punk, woman think me mash up an’ swear
Seh me drunk, me under me crackers oysters an’ me conch
Gyal put me to the test an’ swear me a go flunk
A but me waan fi catch her inna me bunk
Mek she whine, baby, whine same time me a pump
No worry gyal me a go help you over the hump
The ‘ole sugar cane gyal sweeter than bump
A five hundred watt me a chump
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you get this loaded mag
Send the modellers dem come, send the champion dem come
Mek dem know seh till a morning, the doctor nah go done
Who can’t stand it better run, nah no time fi gi’ me bun
Is flood when you buk this loaded magnum, well
