Lyrics Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast – Girl Scout

GIRL SCOUT:
This is it
The day I’ve been waiting for
Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for

It’s not their fault that they’re overprotective
I was born with arrhythmia
My heart is defective
Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear
Still, I’m gonna sell some cookies

Hike by hike
Song by song
The Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong
They’d have my back if anything went wrong with me

Jamborees, soda pop
Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop
From tetralogy of Fallot in my pulmonary artery!
Whee!

When you’re a Girl Scout
Everything’s gonna work out
Even if you’re born with congenital heart disease
And you could be killed by a random sneeze

You’re a Girl Scout
Everything’s gonna work out
Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house

LYDIA, spoken:
Hello, little girl

GIRL SCOUT:
Oh, um, yes, um, hi

LYDIA, spoken:
Sure

GIRL SCOUT, spoken:
Really?

LYDIA:
Yeah
What flavours you got?

GIRL SCOUT:
I’ve got chocolate, banana
And oat bran, pecan
Samoas and thin mints
And one that tastes like apple pie

LYDIA:
Why don’t you come inside?

GIRL SCOUT:
Well, we’re really not supposed to

LYDIA, spoken:
Why?

GIRL SCOUT:
Pedophiles

But it’s so cold
And you’re not mean
And no one gets molested by a gothy teen
So I guess, okay, it’s fine

LYDIA:
Yeah?

GIRL SCOUT:
Alright, I’ll come inside

GIRL SCOUT, spoken:
It’s so dark in here

LYDIA, spoken:
Is it? I hadn’t noticed

GIRL SCOUT, spoken:
Okay… well…
Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home?

BETELGEUSE, spoken:
Boo!

GIRL SCOUT:
*screams*