Lyrics Ben Folds Five – Draw A Crowd
Text:
(Damn)
I ordered something, it took a while
This morning something was on my doorstep
What’s this I’m holding?
And I don’t think I want it
I don’t think I want it, a row of flags
Hangin’ behind me
With guarded-up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me
And I’m so high, I can’t recall my statements
I only know I made ’em because my face vibrated
Is it all in my mind?
I could’ve sworn I saw it
I thought I was fine, just fine is what I call it
Chorus:
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
I was gruntled when it was just feet on gravel
To have come apart, I must have once been raveled
Now when pretty phrases don’t mean nothing
And I wanna sell ‘em, I sing the line again
So smooth you can hear the beard,
So smooth you can hear the beard,
(hear the beard)
Three times it’s poetry,
So smooth you can hear the beard
Chorus:
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
If you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
I’m just saying
I’m just saying
Why does saying, that «I’m just saying»
Lend any weight to what I’m saying?
Oh, it’s come back again, I can’t ignore it
I’m a brand new man, but I’m still payin’ for it
Chorus:
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
This vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
This vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
This vanilla thunder
If you feeling small